slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

Shipping

A romantic pairing between two fictional or real life people usually in a fandom or fan base.

omg I love shipping Dan and Phil!

by teakind aka phan trash #1 September 13, 2016

skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

sipping on Jack

To lick one's asshole

I was sipping on Jack all night long and now my mouth tastes like your mom's ass.

by Jackrim June 16, 2011

thug skipping

to attempt to appear butch/masculine while dancing, especially a male stripper.

That Chippendale dancer is hot, but the way he's thug skipping up on that stage is ridiculous.

by MontrealGuy August 24, 2005

weather stripping

what you do when it's really really hot and sticky outside.

girl: it is SO hot out here.
guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...

by bob jones the great August 31, 2007

I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

by Carl Sterns December 5, 2010