Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome

by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.

We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!

by Link8818 May 7, 2018

Squidward

Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.

John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022

squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name

whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass

by #rogang February 5, 2020

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.

Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.

“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”

by Forbe August 6, 2024