Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

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dropping squid

When a female has taken in a males load and then drops it from her vagina at a later point in time.

Wow can't believe Mel dropped a three week old squid on the d floor at paramount.

Ie. Dropping squid

by peyote March 18, 2012

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lipitor squid

A new generation of teens that are all highly addicted to the prescription drug(s) Lipitor and/or Glipizide.

Rapunzel and all his little homeboys are such Lipitor Squids.
Yeah, he’s woke AF but I don’t trust him he be poppin’ that Glipizide- he a straight up Lipitor Squid.

by GerthPaul December 4, 2020

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drain squid

when you cum in the shower and you can see the cum still hanging onto the drain

I got into the shower this morning and stepped on someone's drain squid

by BossSaucey October 15, 2013

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The Inky-Squid

A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.

Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

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