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hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.
fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash
by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023
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Squash

That girl is a fucking squash
by Cammycleoreggie October 27, 2018
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squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind
"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"
by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014
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Squash

A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)
Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*

Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”
by D. Wayne November 9, 2019
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squash rat

when you squash your privates against a glass surface
Did you see Jaxon doing that squash rat?
by you-a_tewara May 20, 2014
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Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
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squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019
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