Squash

n. - unburnt weed grounds from a vaporizer.

"Hey, save that squash. I'm gonna use it to make a tincture."
"Yo bruh, you gonna eat that squash?"
"Man, I'm so broke, I'm smoking squash."

by Meow gator January 29, 2016

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006

Nutterbut squash

When you squash your nuts in someones butt.

Jimmy dropped his wallet. As he went down to pick it up i surprised him with a nutterbut squash

by Team squaw valley usa July 22, 2013

The Squash Monster

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.

The squash monster thinks he famous.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

where the fucking squash at!?

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"

*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

by BVMBL3B33 December 15, 2017

squash it

to pop a girl's cherry.

"last night this bitch let me squash it"

by maybeiamastalker June 16, 2005