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Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009
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sprack attack

A session or 12 with you and ole` girl and by ole` girl I mean first name Crystal last name Meth.
I had a sprack attack this morning so I will probably get some sleep tomorrow or the next day.
by King Pin December 17, 2004
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spracklen

1. This girl was soooo good man - then she spracklened

2. Guuuurl was that a spracklen
by clokers April 25, 2011
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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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scrafe

When you see a pussy so you take them from behind, tripple drip on em, hit a vacuum seal, then do a Gawk Gawk Combo 3000. Not necessarily have to be a pussy either. It can happen to anyone at any time. All fear and hail the mighty scrafe.
Damn I want to scrafe so bad rn.
by NoNeedForExplanation May 15, 2018
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Spaff

He’s a proper spaff
by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018
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Spaf

A handy filler word used to describe anything that is beyond words. The meaning is based off of the emphasis and context used.
“Ew this is disgusting! It’s so ...spaf :(“
“She’s literally so spaf!!!! I want to be her”
by Lit Liv May 19, 2019
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