spofing

-verb & acronym
To SPOF (stalking people on Facebook). The act of wandering the social media website Facebook, and creepily browsing through photos of people you barely know.

Tim: Hey what did you do last night?
Bill: Not much man, just watched some T.V. and spofed a girl from my chemistry class.
Tim: True, I was doing a little spofing myself.

by jeffyor April 23, 2009

Snoofie

A Spainiard dog. It's usually white with brown and black spots. Usually hangs with a group of tall, Bosnian basketball players.

Dude 1: Dude did you see that Spainiard?

Dude 2: Yeah, it's totally a Snoofie.

by Shortsinator November 22, 2010

Spoaf

A spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say.

Aaron said to Christopher "Jump off that cliff", Christopher said to Aaron "No!". Aaron then said to Christopher "Ah you spoaf".

by AtomLizard November 6, 2016

Snoofed

Mildly annoyed; disgruntled

When I lost in monopoly, I was slightly snoofed.

by Phoop November 23, 2020

Spof

Somebody who is a teachers pet and is a bit of an arsehole who thinks that they rule the world. They also do all of their homework on time and extra work because they are “so smart”

Hey, look at that spof , I would love to give him a right hook to the jaw.

by GlasgowPricks June 12, 2018

spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

by Dan Fox August 13, 2003

spoofer

A liar, or an idiot if they believe their own nonsense.

Someone who presents a false image of themselves.

Eamon: I have yet to be convinced Ronaldo is world class.

John: He's already scored 18 goals this season...

Eamon: He's a spoofer and will be found out against quality opposition.

John: You're the spooder, Eamon.

idiot liar Eamon Dunphy

by thee glitz November 7, 2015