Sony Playstaton

A shitty console series made by SONY. See Playstation 2 (PS2)

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006

Sponce

Somebody awkward, usually in high school, who is particularly adept at tetris when he isn't smoking Cannabis sativa or listening to coldplay in the bath.

Ben says: "I was such a sponce in high school!"

by Nieman November 26, 2006

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010

Sony Brony

A fan of Sony games and consoles (e.g Naughty Dog, Playstation 4 etc...). Usually prejudice against fans of Microsoft.

Guy: Steven just bought a Playstation and threw it at those Xbox fans!
Guy 2: He's such a Sony Brony.

by Draiga11 January 3, 2017