sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009

spongebop

When a guy receives a blowjob while he is watching Spongebob Squarepants.

Guy 1: Yo I heard you got a blowjob from the girl.
Guy 2: Yeah but she sucked at it so I turned on the TV and turned it into a Spongebop.

by plantsforhire November 23, 2011

spongedoggle

Intentionally ejaculating in a partners (male or females) ear.

Dude last night I spongedoggled her for hours.

by Jack blackness September 29, 2013

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016