somfs

Abbreviation for "shit on my fucking soul"

Person 1: *sends link to funny video*
Person 2: 😂😂😂 somfs

by cxbbcff January 14, 2015

spoofed up

The act of loitering outside of a supermarket and shitting in a grocery cart.

"Dude, I spoofed up the supermarket yesterday!"

by meme injection June 6, 2016

spoff

1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen

jim: I got 1/10 , hbu?

judy: i got 10/10 , its because I practiced all night.

jim:YOU SPOFF!

by octaviaM : MSP uk server May 15, 2019

somftyc

Sit on my face till you come

Hey you should somftyc

by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019

spof

when you’re walking in a lawn and the dew is still there so as you leave, there’s some grass sticking to your feet.

“yo, when i was a kid, I spoffed all the time.”

by spoffedsohard May 21, 2020

Spoofer

For use as a description of absolutely any person or object. Originating from the derogatory definition of Semen.

How are you Spoofer. Where's the Spoofer? I've had a Spoofer of a day. Spoof!

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

SOMF

Slogan of the greatest party house to ever grace this earth, 8402 48th Street.
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!

SIT ON MY FACE

Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!

Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!

Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face

Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy

by 8402 September 13, 2004