Smocking

Smocking is when someone in a public space is smoking into your face without any care, or when one smokes in inappropriate places.

Stop smocking near the bus station ffs!!!

I hate Smockers...

Can't you see Smocking is prohibited on this airplane?

by The Dikduktator December 11, 2018

sporking

When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like spooning but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.

Sarah, Tom, and Ashley we're sporking last night on Sarah's bed.

by Squeaker February 11, 2006

Sporking

When you are laying with your lesbian best friend and the large spark leans her back against a support system then opens her legs enough for the small spark to lean her back against the large spark's stomach.

This is uncomfy, let's start sporking.

by Lesbolil May 1, 2014

Sporking

To spoon and then to pork(fuck)

P1: "Hey Betty, wanna spork?"

P2: "Why yes Oscar, I would love to spork."

by MAD IAN November 22, 2004

sporking

Spooning with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

by vopey June 5, 2005

Sporking

The act of spooning while simlutaneously engaging in anal sex with the so-called "little spoon." Can be done with guy-girl, guy-guy, girl-girl, and girl-guy. The last two are only applicable if a strap-on is available nearby.

Sarah: What's wrong with you?

Lindsey: I'm sore from James sporking me last night.

by Victorinox667 February 22, 2009

Sporking

Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch!

by eeeddd February 18, 2009