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Snooze Splooge

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses
by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019
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speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
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booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.
booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Magjag Splooge

Term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with pornographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (ejaculates) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.
Johnny: Bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.

Beaver: Dude, you totally had a magjag Splooge.
by Brycer August 20, 2010
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Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.
by jb81391 March 8, 2011
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You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011
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boob splooge

Boy: boob splooge!

/boy is eaten.
by The Gardener February 12, 2008
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