Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 26, 2017

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 18, 2018

Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 09, 2020

Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.

Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.

by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013

Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 28, 2017

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 06, 2017