Leaving on a Southern Train

There are many ways to define leaving on a southern train.
1. To be inject/be high from injecting heroin.

2. To listen to (and enjoy) Stone Temple Pilots.

3. To actually leave somewhere on a southern train.

1. Man, that steve guy is so leaving on a southern train.

2. "I'm listening to "Sour Girl", now i'm leaving on a southern train"

3. Joshuwa is taking a train from Cleveland to Atlanta, therefore leaving on a southern train.

by Steve Weiland April 9, 2009

Southerner

One who identifies with Southern culture and/or customs

John Whelchel is a southerner

by WhatI'lldotoberight December 31, 2008

Southern Bitch

A southern belle that has a bitchy attitude to all. Also just an over all bitch.

the woman in the butterfingers snackers commercial her character is a good example. the Bitch wont share and was a bitch to her "friend" she is a Southern Bitch

by flynnfamm May 12, 2011

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam

I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam

by The Cronicle January 6, 2012

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013

Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013