Desk Soup

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

Soup Friend

1. A Friend/acquaintance you eat soup with.

2. Someone who drinks soup out of a women's Vagina using a straw

1. Hey I loving having you as my soup friend

2. Hey Gurl, do you wanna be my Soup friend tonight?...

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

Souped to death

A diet heavily weighted towards towards soup, which leads to extreme dislike of and aversion to soup. Frequently occurs during the winter months.

I am a man without protein. I stand before God today, severely souped to death.

by BetterThanACleanLie April 28, 2011

Salty Soup

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.

My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.

by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019

Watermelon Soup

A man that usually has a huge cock also he is always fucking this dude named trolly and listens to tik toks strait into his mic for hours on end and also is very hot with his hot ass abs and retarded ass surfboard PC.

This man called Watermelon Soup is finger banging everyone's moms

by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021

Milk Soup

The result of accidentally leaving your ice cream in the refrigerator rather than the freezer after you do a lot of really good hash.

Man..This Milk Soup is really good, it's got so much good shit in there. It's Ben & Jerry's "everything but the..." Milk Soup. Not only did it get put in the fridge, but that was some really good hash.

by whyarewewatchingtoystoryagain February 27, 2011

Hearty Soup

N - A thick soup/stew that contains meat and potatoes.
N - A soup that contains an animal's heart

This hearty soup contains so much meat and potatoes!

by Soup Master January 3, 2011