Souped to death

A diet heavily weighted towards towards soup, which leads to extreme dislike of and aversion to soup. Frequently occurs during the winter months.

I am a man without protein. I stand before God today, severely souped to death.

by BetterThanACleanLie April 28, 2011

Desk Soup

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

soup hamper

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the soup hamper, will ya?!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Foot Soup

When your feet become so sweaty you're shoes absorb all sweat, resulting in soaked footwear. This is a common problem when not wearing socks in closed-toe footwear.

I forgot to bring socks in my gym bag and now I've made some hella rank foot soup!

by Anyoldname September 27, 2015

Soup Friend

1. A Friend/acquaintance you eat soup with.

2. Someone who drinks soup out of a women's Vagina using a straw

1. Hey I loving having you as my soup friend

2. Hey Gurl, do you wanna be my Soup friend tonight?...

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.

"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."

by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019

Salty Soup

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.

My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.

by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019