Soft Ghetto

It's like regular ghetto but softer

Missy Elliot in all pink is soft ghetto.

by obsessedsim September 12, 2013

soft hooker

A woman who has sex in exchange for expensive dates, gifts, favors or money without an express verbal contract prior to the act. First defined in Mario Puzo's "Fool's Die".

In the morning he gave the girl a hundred to pay for her cab home even though she lived in the building right across the street. He always made sure to keep the soft hookers happy so word wouldn't get out that he's cheap because he'd never get laid again.

by Chris Cadillac May 16, 2007

soft-handed

One who has never done a hard days work in their life most often a Chickenhawk.

Donnie says he thought of joining military but can't remember what foot had bone spurs.

What? Donnie is a liar and soft-handed

by Lee03 August 3, 2016

soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 1, 2004

Soft Eggs

A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.

Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015

soft dribbles

Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.

After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.

by DOS Emulation August 10, 2006