Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going

im a situation starter

by jamarieus May 8, 2009

snituation

“A situation in which a parent snitches on you.”
-John from The GamerDuo

“Wow, it looks like you got in a snituation with your mom.”

by cassielol September 21, 2020

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

by jscales March 24, 2008

salutations

An amazing word that can be used both on meeting and on leaving.

(1) Someone walks up to another person. "Salutations."

(2) "Salutations." Someone then walks away from another person.

by The Bruhness is over 9000 December 15, 2016

situation room

the restroom. Used when going to take a crap.

"Ya'll, I'll be in the situation room if ya need me!"

by LuckyNumber7 May 6, 2006

Situation

A verb.

To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.

Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it."
Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."

by Nathaniel Is Cool April 2, 2011