snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

Slowback

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.

"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."

by TFE September 15, 2007

snowboobs

When it has snowed recently and then you send a picture of your boobs to your boyfriend.

Oh wow, it just snowed. I better send a photo of my snowboobs to my boyfriend.

by GeraldandGail March 14, 2017

Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.

by Leon Llong July 5, 2010

Snowboarders

People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.

If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.

Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.

Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.

Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.

Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.

by Shutupyou. January 17, 2011

Snowbo

n. - A hobo that shovels driveways for money, food, or favour. Usually carrying a shovel over each shoulder bound behind his head with a plastic shopping bag.

Our driveway looks great! We got a passing Snowbo to shovel it for us.

by kinghorsey January 5, 2009

Snowboarder

A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.

Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.

by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 28, 2005