Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.
A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .
(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.
A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .
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Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by w.DM2 August 3, 2020
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Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.
This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.
This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.
The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022
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Girl one: smile!
Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'
Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'
by RobinEmma February 19, 2021
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Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
by Matt |2 September 15, 2008
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