sapphirus

An annoyingly HORRID artist that a) cannot use proper grammar, and b) cannot see the truth for what it is. They suck!

You are such a sapphirus-wannabe!

by Anticharade September 11, 2007

slappywag

It can mean lots of things like... a penis, a jerk, a stupid person, or a common explative. It is a word invented by Peter Griffin

More beer you slappywag

Hold on to your slappywag!

Wad up you slappywag

by Nastynate August 3, 2004

Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

sapper

Sapper is a light Army combat engineer, who has mastered the art of patrolling, demolition, and other light fighting commando style tactics. Sappers are bad ass and are equal to, if not better then Rangers. Sappers are often attached to infantry groups or Ranger operations to provide engineer expertise in demolition, booby traps and reconnaissance.

sappers in the breach

"We need that bridge blown."
"Send in the sappers."

"That house is full of booby traps."
"We need a sapper to clear it."

by blindfaith814 May 2, 2007

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008