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Spanking

Bad kids get this for punishment. Usually performed on the child’s bare and over the spankee’s knee.
“Emily!”

Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
by Hornyspanks December 24, 2020
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skanking

a term used for the type of dancing to ska, very similar to the dancin you used to do at disco's and weddings as i child, but wif more kicking and punching. skanking wos made famous by madness. skanking is dancing to ska dont except any other definition!
by his ex-friend September 1, 2003
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skanking

skanking is the alternating kicking motion in which u hop on one foot and hold the other foot in the air, then kick the up foot out, and then alternate, ususally associated with and alternating, one-finger-out hand.
we went to the ska show and evry 1 was skanking
by scenecore2stepper April 28, 2006
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skanking

A turbo-radd form of thrash-dance. kickout your leg, whilst punching forward with the opposite arm. DO a little skip/jump/slip as you move your leg back and swing the other one up to kick at the air in front of you adn punch the air with you're opposite arm AGAIN. Repeat until vomiting/passing-out occurs ( please don't,not really. It feels great when you skank to the entire song if you're up to it, don't hurt yourself!!Or anyone else for that matter. You want to skank another day! XD)

If you really want to get your sweetness on, flail your arms in a wind-mill motion, shake that head and try to to run into anyone. just kick out a the same time and try to jump at the same time as THAT. It's fun, just kinda....go!
Girl #1- I lurve this beat, it's so sweet. it makes me want to dance!

Girl #2- Fer sure, lets start skanking!

Girl #1- Huh? Why are you kicking and punching. OMG are you having that twitch again, let me help you, no- don't go away, i was helping!

Girl #2 ( approx.2 min later)- AGG! Don't mess with teh skankage!

Girl #1- Pshh, you looked like you were dying

Girl #2- But it was fun.XD
by Emma Louise June 9, 2007
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Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.
The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.
by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006
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skankingly

In a skank-esque manner.
That ho straight dropped her panties skankingly.
by Anus August 29, 2003
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Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.
Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.
by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019
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