Simiousa

To make something that would be considered impossible happen with ease.

“I know she’s out of your league , but you have to Simiousa”

by Simiousa July 5, 2019

Siministic

Straight guys who are low key into men

Man my homeboys being siministic i knew he was low key gay

by Fogle.Ethan December 13, 2019

Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.

by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019

Simis

The blue chipmunk in Alvin and the chipmunks. His name is definitely not Simon.

"Alvin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i cant remember his name no joke."

by Hapine person May 19, 2020

similar exposure

The phenomenon of being in the same party as Aunty Mirji, piss drunk, and making successful, flirtatious or understandable conversation with her. (Not valid if vomiting occurs in the said process)

"Hitting on you needed three years of similar exposure for confidence"

by therealsmoochcriminal July 2, 2020

Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is a fucking beast

by Bierke September 9, 2020

SIMilarity

A way that two or more cell phones are alike.

One SIMilarity is dat wireless reception totally sucks in certain areas.

by QuacksO November 10, 2020