Sir Taintula

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

Sir Onley

In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.

I know all about Sir Onley... uhmm, now what exactly was the question?

by zoey April 10, 2004

Sir Trumpalot

A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.

Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.

by Orangebeard June 6, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

Sir Frederick

Sir Frederick is a fictional man who invented everything.

Who invented the table? Sir Frederick Table.

by RP Shakespeare II April 27, 2011

Ma'am-Sir

This occurs when a guy gets confused for a girl over the phone due to his soft tone of voice.

Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"

Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."

Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."

by Louis Xavier December 17, 2008

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 26, 2020