Boy Shorts

They are a type of women's underwear that look like men's shorts. The length will vary depending on the style, some will not go down to the hips. They are an alternative to Granny Panties. Pretty hot.

"Look I even got some pictures on my phone
Look at there, there she is with some boy shorts on"

-R. Kelly - Same Girl (feat. Usher)

by chinaman510 May 31, 2007

Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

by 725EC January 23, 2010

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

Jargo Shorts

Denim Cargo Shorts... Found in the south, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, this is an article of clothing that is usually smeared in grease or stained with 10-High Whisky...

Just slip you hand into Cletis' Jargo Shorts and pull out another shell fast, I need to drop this 9-point buck.

by McSquizit June 30, 2008

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.

Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.

by reveren December 22, 2013

Short Story

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.

Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018