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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010
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shoreline

A city just north of Seattle where drugs are easily accessible. Part of the 206.
hey man where you headed

im going up to Shoreline

that place isnt to bad
by the206 November 29, 2006
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Jersey Shore

a tv show you watch when you want to be thrown into a mental hospital.

the most fagtastic thing to hit tv.
Abby: Hey, Gina, why are you watching Jersey Shore?
Gina: My rent is overdue and I'm gonna get kicked out, I'm trying to get into a nice mental hospital.
abby: oh.
by fagomaniac July 20, 2011
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shorey

An in-shore wave. Usually smaller than the waves out-the-back. Slang-term used most often by surfers
I caught a huge set, while Jack was catchin' shoreys
by Daniel April 29, 2003
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shorewood, wi

shorewood is a village in wisconsin that borders the northern boundaries of milwaukee, and the eastern edge of lake michigan. its population is about 13000, and is only about 1.6 suare miles big. it's known for being an upper middle class to wealthy suburb, full of idiots.
The police force keeps itself busy by pulling over stupid kids driving their mom's minivans and SUVs, as well as any black person that rolls throughdwb.
In the past 15 years, whordes of russians have taken over every apartment they can cram 5-9 people into. If you're looking around Oakland avenue, capitol drive, wilson drive, and murray street across from the police station, you will not be able to throw a stick without hitting some goon with lots of gel in their hair, and a cheap chain around their neck.ruskieruski Don't expect any of them to speak decent english to you either, and wear a raincoat as they spit.
If you like coffee, enjoy, there is a Starbucks, Stone Creek, Alterra, as well as a few other small shops. Don't get hit by Nancy Northshore in her BMW SUV when she's swingining wildly out the parking lot though, she's late for Zumba(or some other crap) but still needs her $14 coffee.
Just remember though, it could be worse, you could be living in Whitefish Bay.
"i went through shorewood, wi and tried to take Capitol Drive. I got pulled over for an hour while they searched my car. Turns out i was driving while black dwb

"go greyhounds, at least we aren't Whitefish Bay"
by theavenger333 March 7, 2012
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north shore

full of 7 year olds walking around in Juicy to 17 year olds with designer dayplanners. people here give their children a range rover for their 16th birthday. they also pay hundreds of dollars PER SEMESTER for a parking spot at school for that car. Here teens wear the hottest trends to the most expensive outfits that some people just counties away wouldn't even put their finger on. people mistake us for the north shore hawaii, but we are incomparable. people here think they dominate because of their high class parents, their flashy clothes and their money. people get excited about autographs, not hear, people here actually meet the person.
by citygal July 4, 2005
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