Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.
Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
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'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
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by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011
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I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?
by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011
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Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.
Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
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