"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
by AtomicKoi December 1, 2021
Get the Bowel Shockmug. The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.
"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."
by curatethewords April 16, 2014
Get the Pixel-Shockmug. When girls get a pain (feeling like a shock) in there vagina going up to there boob for no reason at all, happens at random time with no explanation.
by prettybaby October 20, 2019
Get the Vagina Shockmug. The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
Get the Standard shockmug. The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb May 9, 2018
Get the The shock mastermug. When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.
This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.
This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.
by wooptoo June 23, 2011
Get the class shockmug. When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
Get the Shell shockedmug.