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mega shocker

Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!
Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009
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self shocker

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008
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SHOCKTABULOUS

to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure

*after sex*

chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!
by that awesomely awesome chick September 30, 2007
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shooketh

Bro did you see that video?
*mouth pops* shooketh
by Random_Personz May 29, 2018
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Lobster Shocker

When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.
Did you give Amanda the Lobster Shocker last night with your lobster hand?
Yeah... it was nice...
by Maul564 March 23, 2007
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wasabi shocker

The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.
"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."
by Abigorish February 7, 2008
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Witchita Shocker

A reverse shocker
see shocker

one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink
dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker
by Mr. Plunkett April 9, 2008
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