shmoused

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005

Joe Shmoe

n. an average, veryingly grungy, male american.

"I'm not letting any old Joe Shmoe into my house."

by Axelatar January 16, 2008

shmoogle

1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff

I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth

by shmooglegirl June 12, 2011

shmow

Shmow is a word to describe any and everything.

If you think someone is really ugly you would say "that guy is ugly as Shmow"

by Christophishus May 26, 2006

shmoop

to lay around, snuggle, and/or be a waste of life...and love every minute of it.

hey Lan, it's 11:30-get off facebook so we can shmoop and watch sex and the city!

by Allie6104 May 26, 2006

Shmor

It is a word that can mean anything at all but it is mostly to describe someone. It is especially funny to use on someone that is retarded because they will try to decipher it for hours. When it is used to describe someone it is not bad or good but if it is used on someone you dislike it can be used with a negative connotation.

Oh Emmanual you shmor!
Come on your such a shmor.

by C. Ng & L. Runge January 6, 2008

Shmolts

Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.

Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.

by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008