shitzoid

Much like a Schizoid, this is the lowest level of Schizophrenic, Deluded, Nuts, Whacko people out there.

"That dude that was hitting on you at that dive bar was a real SHITZOID!"

by The Capn' October 25, 2006

Shmiz

A short test that's not a quiz.

Mrs.K give us a shmiz today.

by GS4 September 13, 2014

shmutz

as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision

Smutz is the same as a shmuck

by jmlandis May 13, 2005

shmittle

the product of an animal three-way. more specifically, a trifecta of cuteness.

guy 1:"holy shit that is the cutest thing I've ever....." *dies from a-cute shock*

guy 2:"shoulda never looked at the shmittle"

by pseudonymeesha August 22, 2011

shmitty

to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.

"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!

by deezy702 January 19, 2014

shmitza

kevins armish word, it means pizza and also every other word in the english language

ima go cook me some shmitza

by kevin sheehan April 20, 2004

Shmatz

A really weakish, pussy looking, nerdy ass kid.

Even though he was a senior playing a varsity, his small stature and resemblance to Harry Potter made that kid look like a total Shmatz.

by Stevie Abbs December 30, 2007