Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

holy shiite muslim

pronounced (hoe-lee she aight muzz lim)
n. Expression of surprise.

Juanita Doe: I forgot to turn off the stove!
Juan doe: Holy shiite muslim!! Is you serious?

by xtotheizzo August 28, 2008

Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.

1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!

by sushiman09 October 31, 2005

holy shiite muslims

It is a hybrid of holy shit and Shiite Muslims put together.

Holy shiite muslims those tits are huge!

by Yukester December 20, 2007

Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.

Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"

by John Lennob November 19, 2006

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

Shitehood

The title, rank or status of a shithead. This is earned by being born to fools or being a disgrace to the human race.

Dude, I can't believe you could be that stupid.. You certainly earned your shitehood.

by Gingerbrains January 9, 2013