shank  

having a shit and a wank at the same time

i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank

shank by uk G man June 17, 2008

Shank 

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking

I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie

Shank by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

shank 

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant

"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."

shank by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008

Shank 

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

Shank by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009

Shank 

This is a term used for masturbation in the shower.

Shower + wank = Shank.

Man i'm frustrated, i'm going for a shank.

Shank by gamblitis March 16, 2009

Shank 

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

Shank by starkadder March 18, 2009

Shank 

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.

Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.

Shank by wrys April 29, 2009