a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol
*(guy calls me)*
him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..
(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)
him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..
(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)
by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008
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Fella #1: Dude, he looks like he literally just got out of bed, pissed, shook once tops, and came to class.
Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.
Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.
Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.
Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?
Fella #2: Totes.
Fella #1: No shame.
Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.
Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.
Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.
Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?
Fella #2: Totes.
Fella #1: No shame.
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