Seasonist

When a person prefers one season to the rest.

Dude you are so seasonist you whinge all winter that you wish it was summer!

by Ikkle Mini October 21, 2011

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

Sebastian Majsa

A super tall giraffe dood who loves Spanish class. He also has an epic gaming pc making him an epic gamer. His favorite game is Fork knife. He swims but that is not epic....

Go to Sebastian Majsa’s house to steal his money.

by JohnnyAppleSeedGamer January 24, 2019

Sebastian Murphy

A childish gay boy who plays fortnite all day and other childish games and instead of going to the toilet he shits himself

Sebastian Murphy shits him self

by Wjfysjfvcb August 28, 2020

Samashti

A panda queen who is also a buddhu queen. Loves pizza and brownies. Her music taste is amazing but don't take her for granted coz she'll kill u with her sarcasm.

Somebody: Bro I met that girl the other day, she completely blew up my mind.
Everybody: Oh she must be Samashti.

by Mayus Meena May 17, 2021