National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.

The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.

by Breedbot December 31, 2022

pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023

blick security

To have a pistol for protection

I'm not worried, I have blick security.

by Lex Luther joz knight September 17, 2023

blick security

To have a fire arm. And willing to use it to stop trespassers and protect your home.

I purchased a pistol because I needed blick security.

by Annn9868 September 17, 2023

Fnaf Security Breach

The biggest pile of dogshit I've ever seen

<idiot> Have you played Fnaf Security Breach

<me> No that game is dogshit

by LeftyFnaf1 March 31, 2024

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024

Network Access Security Token

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.

Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.

by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021