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egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)
"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"
by Chod Borrance May 17, 2015
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The Sebastian

a phrase named after the legendary parrot Sebastian “the bastard”- It means to travel the seven seas, fucking a disease ridden prostitute at every port
Omg have you heard about Julians gap year travel round the world? He only went and pulled the Sebastian
by Captain Hul April 15, 2020
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im.sebastian.stan

Im.sebastian.stan is a account on tiktok
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King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.
Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*
by King sebastian August 26, 2021
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Emma and Sebastian

by Your not weird ur cool August 26, 2021
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Sebastopol

Walking down Sebastopol's Main Street you may notice anything from some pathetic middle-aged virgin dressed like a wizard; a bunch of clueless old folks who are very much supported by housing and a senior center, but watch out for the old lady driving the wrong way down the one-way street; or some snobby dipshit who thinks his shit don't stink. Both uppity hippies and dopey conservatives try to live with each other here. From holes drilled along the sidewalks, flags that were deposited by the local Boys Scouts troop stand and wave on all the patriotic holidays, and it was scandalous when some dude was caught by a bank machine camera trying to fill the flag holes with cement in the middle of the night. The anti-war Women in Black protest while across the street a bunch of rednecks wearing yellow ribbons chant loudly at them "Support our troops!"
Redneck: Support yer troops!

Women in Black: Stop the bloodshed!

Dude: Sebastopol is intense, man.
by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011
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Sebastian

That one really extra gay dude that tries to act like he’s not a homosexual and is afraid to come out the closet
Hey Sebastian I’m not gay
Sebastian: “But I am
by Boot mid ball January 18, 2019
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