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Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.
BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!
by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 22, 2012
mugGet the Seed Dickmug.

free the seed

She felt him free the seed deep inside her hot pussy
by naazzaan May 2, 2018
mugGet the free the seedmug.

Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011
mugGet the Shoot the Seedmug.

mega-seed

Shanice is a mega-seed
by imapunnettlover May 18, 2011
mugGet the mega-seedmug.

Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.
I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.
by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022
mugGet the Seed Sniffermug.

junk seeds

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.
by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013
mugGet the junk seedsmug.

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