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bagel seeds

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds
by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019
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Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.
Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.
by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021
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Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.
BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!
by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 22, 2012
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Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping
"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"
by Spngbobdickpants August 13, 2017
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Stun Seed

It is used for a deez nuts joke. You flip it and then you see it.
For example flip stun seed then you'll get the secret message.
by big blue balls. MAH BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS
by trfyftry November 3, 2022
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Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.
I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.
by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022
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