Scurvy Militia

The crappiest band on the planet. they played in assembly one day and I nearly died.

What? I can't hear the words, they're all fuzzy and staticky. And that noise...ahhhhhh....

by My EARS. November 1, 2004

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

Scervous

Someone who is scared and nervous.

When I realized I was being pulled over, I became very scervous.

by Lisa Rabito November 9, 2008

slurve

girl that is just plain mean, similar to pitbull.
from the term for the baseball pitch that is impossible to hit or duck

Jack: Damn, Amanda is such a slurve!

Eddie: I know, the other day she closed my locker door on my hand cause I said hi to her!

by GT1TXR July 6, 2009

Slurvie

A mythical creature living in forests and coffee bars. They are often confused with leprechauns because of their strong physical resemblance, but confusing them would be a dire mistake.

Slurvies are known for their bad temper. You would never see a happy or even slightly pleased one. Smiling, or laughing aren't in their vernacular and they're more likely to bite you or smack you than...anything else, to be honest.

Scholars who've studied Slurvies have but one suggestions for you: "STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY!".

- So did you brake up with Kate last night? How did she take it?
- She got slurvie mad. Look at these teethmarks on my chest and here, where I'm bleeding like crazy, is where she bashed me over the head with her curling iron.

by Cpt. Costner November 12, 2009

Scurnt

A long, usually metal, object used to scratch resin and clear clogged bowls and bongs.

"This piece is so clogged, someone pass me the scurnt!

by BannaTanna October 17, 2010

Scurdy-Kat

to be scared; preferably of tornadoes and thunder storms, usually at night

Becca: "So James, hows life?"
James: "Terrible. I'm living in tornado alley and there's like 5 tornadoes coming. I'm hiding in my basement for cover and have my live doppler radar with me."
Becca: "You are such a Scurdy-Kat."
James: "Huh?!"

by B.J. Classy November 13, 2011