Schmaggy

Schmaggy is a widely used word. In german it can mean "Scheiss Maggy" oder "Schwule Maggy", but the exact definition was lost. The first appearence of the word was in 125 million years, when a Dinausaur slipped and instead of using the word "Shit" or "Fuck" he said Schmaggy. One will never know wha the dinausaur meant when he said Schmaggy. Almost 30 Million years later when the Aliens arrived to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, they rediscovered the Word, 2 hours after the discovery it was the most used word in the whole Universe.

Casual Conversation in school between Maggy aka. Schmaggy, Denis and Lukas
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?

Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!

by 420CovfefeGustavoJoe June 13, 2017

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

Schmackable

A sandwich similar to the classic PB & J, replacing the "PB" with human feces.

My sister loves my Schmackables. Too good!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

Schmacker

A device you can schmack or hit, for example a Juul, Dab pen, etc.

Joe: Hey Karen can I use your Schmacker? I need some nic.

Karen: Hell yea Joe, who am I to take away someone’s buzz?

by cbergin13 July 15, 2018

Schmagelborfer

Unused curse word when you're around children or etc

Holy Schmagelborfer!! That hurt!

by JabroniAlmighty September 1, 2018

Schmækk

(1)"Å schmække"("to schmækk") is a norwegian term, which basically means to slap ass. (2)Although you could use it as an adjective or a slogan aswell. (3)Some people use this term when they are talking about inhaling marijuana.

(1)"Let me schmækk that ass"
(2)"That's a schmækk outfit!", ""Schmækk, bro!"
(3)"Do you wanna schmækk later?"

by Schmækk AS October 25, 2018

Schmacked

Getting very lit with friends or family

Yo Sadie’s was so schmacked. We danced all night

by Rdeb April 4, 2019