Scromdom

No way you idiot. A scromdom is an English word for one of those fruit bars that you put in little kids lunches.

-Dude, I just love sticking those scromdom's up my ass.

-Hey me too!

by Boris Orskov December 8, 2004

Scroodly Doodly

slang for a dirty unknown sexual act which no one is actually sure of how it is performed

Guy 1: Me and Jenny were totally doing the scroodly doodly last night, but my mom called in the middle. What a waste of pineapple!
Guy 2: Ohhh...I'm jealous?

by Joanna and Chrissy March 28, 2009

scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018

ant scrodum

Peters balls

Look at peters tiny little "ant scrodum"

by Antantant December 3, 2013

scrod

when you have a patch oh hair missed when you shave

Simone and Andrea always have a scrode

by melanie ferreira January 16, 2004

scrooble

To rub into the dirt; to kick someone's booty; to win by a large margin; to cream

Before the game, Kristen yelled to Gilmore, "Let's SCROOBLE them!!!"
Manny butted in, saying, "YEAH! Lets RUB THEIR FACES INTO THE DIRT!!!"
They turned toward the opponents and Carly screamed, "Look into the eyes of your scrooblers, buddy! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
Needless to say, the quartet scroobled the other team with a score of 24-0

by THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH GANG November 26, 2006