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Scam Newton

The earned moniker of Cam Newton, currently Auburn University's starting quarterback.

Due to the uncovering of claims and possible evidence in events later in the 2010-2011 football season, there is the possibility that Cam "The Scam" Newton may fall short of the Heisman Trophy, or he will win it and have it removed a la Reggie Bush.

It has been speculated, and possibly proven in future events, that Newton is playing for pay. His father, Cecil Newton, is the primary negotiator in the Cam Scam and since he was the baby daddy, he decided how much his son was worth. Kenny Rogers , a former player at Mississippi State (one of the schools Cam went out to sell his goods), said the senior Newton mentioned it would take between 100,000 and 180,000 to solicit his son's skills to the school. Apparently Auburn gave more.

The Cam Scandal has been big collegiate sports news because of Newton's impressive record on the field, leading Auburn to a top rank in the BCS standing and a great possibility of winning the national title. The issue is that soliciting a player for any sort of compensation is in violation of the NCAA rules and will result in punitive action to both the player and the school involved.

Will probably end up becoming the next JaMarcus Russell.
MSU- We will miraculously place 170,000 dollars into your bank account if your son signs here.
Cecil Newton- Auburn gonna buy my boy for deuce.

Cecil Newton- Everyone, welcome to Sunday service, I would like to thank Mr. Bob Lowder and Mr. Jimmy Rane for their generous offering to our collection plate this Sunday. Jesus will be glad to know that I will give the church its fair share of 3% to buy some paint for the mailbox and the men's bathroom. Praise Jesus, you are good to me, blessing me with a son worth a lot of money...Hallelujah, can I get an amen...
I need a witness brothas and sistas!!! I feeeel the spirit.

Scam Newton
by Harry Sasquach November 17, 2010
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Scam Baiting

Scam Baiting is the art of wasting as much of a scammers time and resources as possible. Normally conducted with Nigerian 419 Scams, UK Lottery Scams, or Sweetheart Scams.
I Love Scam Baiting. I *$&%# those nigerians up.
by TCG503 May 23, 2006
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Scramble

Dope cut with special ingredients in order to give you a better rush.
Damn dude...... That shit.... Man I gotta... get this shit more often.... ZZzzZzzZzzZz


(Scramble)
by th33nd0fy0u June 24, 2008
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419 scam

Scam that originates in Nigeria, usually sent out via mass emails. The scammer pretends to be a millionaire CEO and tells a fake story about having assets seized unfairly by the government, and needing somebody to help stash millions of dollars in a secret account. A 20% cut is promised as a reward, but only if you give the scammer an up-front fee, or your bank account number. Something gullible people fall for.
"Dude! I just got conned by a 419 scam! This Nigerian oil executive promised me a cut of his investment, but I gave him my bank account number and now all my money is gone!!
by bootysaxlick January 25, 2015
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sacrama

Derived from the French word for "sacrement", "sacrama" is a French Canadian swear word, mostly used by French speakers in Northern and Eastern Ontario, Quebec, and Acadia. It is often interchangeable with tabarnac and calisse. Saying this to a French speaker outside of Canada would usually cause confusion as to why one would randomly use the word sacement 3 times in the same sentence.
"Sacrama! Jlé dis de m'aller créer ca l'autre jour, le sacrama d'paresseux! -"Fukk! I told him to get it for me the other day, the lazy prick!"
by J-Y October 27, 2007
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scambiabare

A song by Zeb89 dedicated to Combat Arms. Literally it means "Exchange Coffins".
It indicates when you kill someone and after another person kills you.
"La regola dello scambiabare non sbaglia mai!"

"The ruler of the Exchange Coffins is never wrong!"
by HashiLithium March 31, 2016
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scame

scame refers to an acronym utilized by the Psyop Community. It is conducive to "counter-propaganda," in that, it eludes to source, content, audience, media used, and effect of the propaganda. To s.c.a.m.e. propaganda, refers to one's attempt to analyze the content of said propaganda using techniques taught at the JFK Special Warfare Training Center. It is often missused to desribe someone tricking another into a well devised scheme
That guy is always trying to "scame" somebody! (misuse)

Did you do a "scame" report on the enemy propaganda? (proper)
by Mason West November 13, 2007
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