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Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
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Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!
Can we talk about how much of a “player” Sam is??🤣
by DarkAndTwisty April 4, 2019
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Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden
little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.
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mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs
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Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!
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