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sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs
by chippiebot March 18, 2019
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Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
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Sam

A man that can not stop drinking milk.
Stop being like sam!
by Gamer45 November 27, 2018
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Sam

Sam is one amazing guy/gal. They are both kind and funny and will gladly try and make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Their heart is very wholesome yet tender and fragile due to some messy breakups. Although Sam is generally very outgoing and happy to talk to whoever would like to hear, they're also very content alone and doing things by themself. They're a naturally introverted person despite their loud nature when they're around their friends. Alongside this, Sam has a very high guard when it comes to relationships but over time they let their guard down and spill their life story onto their girlfriend/boyfriend. This sometimes leads the boyfriend/girlfriend to feel overwhelmed and leave but a precious few stay alongside Sam and show them mutual support. Sam will give you unconditional love and ignore lots of red flags in a relationship despite identifying them quickly. They're a huge romantic and love to plan cute dates for the two of you to go on. Sam's marriage proposal will be so extravagant, it will be the proposal every teenage girl/guy dreams of. Sam is a massive fan of their hobby whether it's sports or it's knitting - they will always support and get excited by the thing they love.
I wish I could date a Sam.
by Shadowtaker December 19, 2020
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Sam

Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.
"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"
by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020
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Sam

Sam is a gay kid
by Kylesmyrna1 January 4, 2019
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Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)
Sam is very based alongside whim
by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022
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