Team Swoll

A group of legit ass homies getting buff as fuck

Today Chris, Mark, Robert, Nick, and Eddie were at the gym getting there team swoll on.

by The man 97665235532 September 26, 2010

swoll

Someone who is buff or ripped. Usually the most badass person in the room is the swoll guy.
to be swoll you have to have a douchebaggish attitude and the muscle to back it up.

Swoll guys dont get drunk. they black out and get laid.

swoll is also a word to describe something badass

Damn did you see that guys muscle?? he's one swoll ass son of a bitch!

rob: aight we gotta take our creatine, hit the gym, then drink our protein when we get home.

steve: swoll.

by KidSwoll August 3, 2009

Swoleosis

Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.

Symptoms include redness in the face.

Raising and straining of the voice at others.

Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.

Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?

Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.

by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010

swole and roll

The act of lifting weights at the gym and immediately following it up with drinking at a bar.

Girl... The gym is NOT an excuse to flake on that happy hour tonight, all the homies are going. You just gotta pull a swole and roll, so you can celebrate your sweet triceps with a shitload of beer.

by bollywoodandbiceps January 22, 2014

Swolemate

Great in the sack and for the six-pack.

A cutie that does good for the booty.
The workout partner your heart desires and body requires.

Girlfriend: Let's try to get through 100 squats without any breaks
Boyfriend: Let's goOooOooOoOoOoOoOooooOo swolemate

by Thrompis June 3, 2018

swoll cat

1.a title given to a person who is muscular or "ripped"

2. a complete fag

1. Ben is such a swoll cat!

2. He deserves to be a swoll cat.

by The mOngOse June 16, 2010

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010