May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.

The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.

by hog hooligan May 1, 2010

Swimming

The most beast sport out there. Swimmers get no time outs, no substitutions, and no water breaks. We train twice a day and have already put in a good 2 hours before you lazy soccer players hall your fat butts out of bed. Swimmers- six packs, chlorine addicted people that admit that they have no life, but at least they don't go running after balls all day like soccer players.

Hey wanna hang out?

No I have to go swimming

by auburnlove December 5, 2010

Sultans Of Swing

One of the best songs ever written, by the band "Dire Straits".
Surpasses all the mainstream crap of today in EVERY aspect, but still it's VERY unknown in the young generation of today.

Josh: Did you listen to "Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing"? It blew me away!
Peter: Sultans of the what?
*Josh slaps Peter*
Josh: Sultans Of The Swing you mainstream bitch!

by Urik March 15, 2007

swing by

To stop somewhere for a short visit

My doctor said, if I wanted to see real pain, I should swing by First Eucharist on a Tuesday night.

Chuck Palahniuk
Fight Club

by Mutargim October 29, 2006

switzerland

Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.

"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"

by George99 April 22, 2007

Swirlygig

Swirl that remains in the toilet after a powerful fecal matter dropping.

Emmalee:Jesse Swirlygigged the toilet!
Jesse:I'LL SWIRLYGIG YOUR FACE!

by Swirlygiggersince86 April 10, 2009

Swift'n

Verb: The act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh

BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.

by BJ Da Great August 7, 2010