Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed
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Get the Stool Jewel mug.someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.
my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch
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Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"
"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"
"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
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by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
Get the dew stool mug.A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
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“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
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