swish swish stab

The way Tucker, from red vs blue, describes how to use his sword.

Simmons: We need help! do you know how to use that thing?
Tucker: What's to understand about, swish swish stab? It's a sword, dude, not a fighter jet.

by HaloKidd November 26, 2016

I will stab you

A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.

Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...

by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010

Nose for stabbing geese

A large, long, pointy nose that in a pinch could be used for stabbing geese.

Adrien Brody has a nose for stabbing geese

by Smerrk August 1, 2012

Running dry stab

The act of sexual penetration without moisture or lubricants and a run up

Jack gave jack a running dry stab. His bottom was sore the next day.

by Leeos June 6, 2017

stabbing the starfish

the act of rectal penatration/ butt sex as a sexual act to stimulate the prostate therefore making the person ejaculate widly.

yo last night i wrote this paper for my humanities class and my teacher read it then, i started stabbing the starfish like it was my job!!!

by evan wilbur December 9, 2007

Back Stabbing Broad

Bascially a woman, be it a friend or a girlfriend, or even someone you barely know, who stabs you in the back a bitchy way. Someone severely looked down on.

She is such a back stabbing broad, I let her stay at my house for one night and she already made a pass at my boyfriend.

by toee May 23, 2006

White Boy Stab

A sex term indicating a white man doing a white girl doggy-style where his dick is small to average in length. The white man can't really thrust or do long strokes, so he just pulls out a little bit on the out-stroke so he pathetically doesn't pop out, but tries to ram the girl really hard on the in-thrust, trying to make her feel like she is really being fucked, when she's not. Hence he is doing the lame, mechanical White Boy Stab.

Girl to other Girl in Club: Whatever you do, even tho that dude is cute, do not let him do you because I can tell you from the depths of small dick hell, all he can do is the lame White Boy Stab from behind.

by sarasplayroom.com June 29, 2009