Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.

Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.

by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017

spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.

Spork it before you fork it, man.

by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Spork

the combination of the joiing of a fork and a spoon.

"They dont have forks and spoons, only sporks."

"OMG Becky! He sporked me last night!"

by K-Faye February 18, 2008