Soccer 

The absolute most pussy, soft core sport there is out there. If you added some hitting into it it would be awesome.

Wow does that kid play soccer? He's probably gay!

Soccer by Queensxkid10 December 15, 2017

Soccer 

It’s very gay

Soccer is gay.

Soccer by Socca March 12, 2020

soccer 

good sport to play and just as good as American Football and if you think otherwise your an ignorant dumb ass who needs to really get over yourself and die.Just as physical as American:Football Basketball, and then of coarse Lacrosse

soccer players that think otherwise are the reason no other types of sports players like them and thats why we make fun of you(you act like ass wholes sometimes)

Friend:Hey mike you gonna play soccer.

Mike:Yeah that game with two goal posts on a large field

soccer by Sports Guy December 4, 2009

soccer 

A code word for porn.

John: I was watching some soccer last nite! It got intense!
Luke: Haha I bet the girl was all wet.
Other guys: *laughing*

soccer by Soccerplayer123 January 10, 2011

Soccer 

Being a soccermom. When you choose to stay home for the night instead of whoring it up you stay in and bake cookies and brownies and attend to the children with your christmas sweater. Mini-van parked in the driveway, with "My child is an Honor Roll student" Bumper sticker on the back. Usually used as a derogatory term.

"Hey Julie do you wanna goto the club tonight?" - Johnny
"No im actually gonna stay in and watch movies" - Julie
"OH STOP BEING SUCHA SOCCER; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THE MOVIE BAKE BROWNIES!?" - Johnny

"I have to go home and do laundry and cook dinner and then i have to be in bed by 9 cuz my shows coming on and return my books to the library..."
"OH STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKIN SOCCER!"

Julie texts Johnny and says "Wat r u doin tonite!?"
Johnny replies "I'm soccering tonight"

Soccer by hunijkah November 8, 2009

Soccer 

The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒

I think I'm sick I coughed

Must be a soccer boy

Soccer by Lax girl 7891 July 5, 2016

Soccer 

kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.

Soccer by Machomistydoggo February 26, 2017