the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...
I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!
by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009
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A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
by Grue December 14, 2003
Get the fart smucker mug.(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010
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used for text messaging and IM-ing to say when stuff's happening, instead of just saying not much no matter what's actually happening.
used for text messaging and IM-ing to say when stuff's happening, instead of just saying not much no matter what's actually happening.
What's up?
--smuch.
--smuch.
by changinupdalingo April 21, 2011
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