strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

poop smoothie

a warm smoothie made of poop.

this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!

by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003

smoozer

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc

I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.

by **paula** May 12, 2007

Smootloops

A filthy,fucking,disgusting,whore who is willing to fuck in the bathroom in school.

Any one who fucks dirty shop kids in a dirty shop class

Anthony: What thre Hell is a Smootloops?!?!?!?!
Smay: Lizz

by Tony.1 January 18, 2008

Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009

smoochable

Having a kissable quality. Delightful, attractive.

Apparently a duck face selfie is supposed to be very smoochable.

by rodeime November 24, 2013

smootville

Smootville: nappy hair, really bad hair day, grungy oily dirty head. Like a village of smoot in your hair.

That dudes smootville be all up in the way of the screen, bruh.

by StarTreader December 1, 2015